22:05, May 16, 2008
well, random marian here posting random stuff... :D
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Martin Alexander's Cannibal's Valentine
I'm hungry for the flavour of your thighs and your lips
I'd like to take a tender steak from both your slender hips
Each tasty toe and finger I'd put in a sausage roll
And munching on them (hand in hand) together we would stroll. I'd spread some creamy butter and jam on both your knees
And if my guests were feminists I'd have some spare rib for tea
I'd like to fill each of your cups with pomegranate wine
And nibble on your nipples and bumps along your spine.
And since I'm not a sexist (and you are a brainy thing)
Your brains - on toast - would be a treat and fit for any king.
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But all these pleasures I'll forego, I'll do without them quite
If you'll agree to live with me, my valentine tonight.
Though all my life I've lived for meat (inflexible, unvaryin')
If you'll be mine I will become a willing vegetarian.
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I tot tis poem was uber cute. haha. (read it aloud! it's a sonnet in iambic pentameter)
It's up for u peeps to annotate or comment. Basically jus read and crap all u want lah.
Hope u peeps dun mind me posting poems and u peeps post poems too k! :D